Now there are two things that could eat me.
Apparently there are 30,000 Burmese pythons on the loose in Florida, and, per the Associate Professor of Herpetology and Fear Induction cited, they can live in any environment that gators can, meaning that they can be found anywhere in the lower 1/3 of the United States. Oh, and apparently they are breeding like slithering, limbless bunnies. Bunnies with scales. Bunnies capable of capturing, crushing, and eating a ******* alligator. Bad-ass Bunnies.
In less lethal news, it is sunny and warm and I have Vietnamese food.
Alles Gute.
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If its any consolation, it is predicted that there are over 600 bengal tigers loose in Texas, and Wildlife & Fisheries agents believe they are breeding as well. We can only hope that these Texas-sized tigers can create a line of defense against the incoming python invasion in a SciFi Channel feature film-like battle to the death.
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