A partial list of things I enjoy more than grading final exams/papers

1. Carrot Top
2. Oral surgery
3. Plucking nose hairs, one by one
4. Do-it-yourself appendectomy
5. Reading about technical writing
6. Defenestration, via self or other
7. Colonoscopy
8. Competitive paint-drying on ESPN 8
9. English cooking
10. MRSA/VRE
11. Food poisoning
12. Subcutaneous weasels
13. Laxative testing
14. Black bean mousse
15. Chewing aluminum foil
16. The sound of brushing teeth
17. Smacking my feet with a hammer
18. Making lists on the internet
19. Reality Television
20. P Diddy

This list is non-comprehensive, and may be modified as the grading continues.